Privacy Policy 

Privacy is nice. That is our policy. As is honesty, which we hear is the best policy, but how do you stack that up against privacy, really? Can't they be tied? 

Okay, but seriously, we value your privacy. We will not share or sell any information we collect, which frankly isn't much. But while we're being frank, I don't know what sort of weird cookies might be running on this or other sites we link to -- it's 2021, so just assume the internet is stealing your information but that we aren't responsible for it and doing our best not to be evil.